September 27, 2011

The Horror of Student Loans

Chainsaw. It's the way of the Samurai.
I'd like to make a film for an untapped demographic: student loan borrowers. It would be a revenge film, where an angry former student goes Michael Douglas on Tricura Canada and the National Student Loan Services. Tired of having her credit rating harmed due to the molasses bureaucratic process and rude call center people, tired of the generic papers that read URGENT, ACTION REQUIRED, COLLECTION SERVICES and then the call center tells her to ignore them... ignore the harassment? I don't think so.

I'd call the film like, "I'll Show You Debt Bitch," or something like that.

To all the students out there who are still be screwed over by these idiots, I feel your pain. And someday... ooohhhh someday....


September 25, 2011

There's a New Sheriff in Town

"SLAM ON THE BRAKES!" My internal wheels spin and coast off their trajectory as I float across the ground al la Tokyo Drift. Yes I did just reference that garbage. Change of plans. Seems like my lovely Blob movie of projectile vomiting teenagers is going to be put on the back burner. My second project for Mosiac Entertainment is now taking the spotlight, as a new specialized TV station has taken interest and wants to see a screenplay, asap.


September 17, 2011

Scream Queen B Productions

The sound of crickets you hear? I apologize for appearing to have gone AWOL, but some magnificent changes are taking place and I have an exciting announcement! First, I must talk about Bees.

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